rispostesenzadomanda:

How to catch a cat

(Source: guremikes)


gealac:

haruri33:

だるまさんが転んだ。

Ruby tries to do this all the time but she’s so bad at being sneaky she always gets to excited and ruins it :~)

(Source: sizvideos)

guccier:

isnt it weird that you won’t remember this exact moment in like a month


(Source: anightmarefantasmic)

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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aconitum-napellus:

aspiegurl:

omg its me

This is my life, encapsulated by a talking parrot.

(Source: aspieunplugged)

  • Me: *minding my own business*
  • Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
  • Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

queercommunist:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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(Source: spookmom2007)

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