phleps:

theirye’re* 

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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faithandfury:

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

Accurate

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]


(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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